A Series of Unfortunate Events

If you’ve surfed onto this page hoping to read about an idealistic and reasonably attractive young musician playing his guitar and singing in the sun to large crowds of enthusiastic art and music lovers, then you, I’m sorry to say, have come to the wrong web page. You’ll want to press the back button on your browser now. Go on and press it, before it’s too late.

You’re still here are you?

If, however, you would enjoy reading a gloomy entry about outdoor musical performances in inclement weather with poor attendance, broken guitar strings, malfunctioning wireless units, disappearing automobiles, austere police stations, mysterious South African taxi drivers and city impound lots at dusk, then you, dear reader, you have indeed come to the right place. Because, not unlike the United States Army, being a musician is not only a job; it’s an adventure.

One thought to “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

  1. LOL. Seriously, John, the picture says it all! But please know I am laughing with you, not at. Murphy’s law ruled your day. I bet the Columbus traffic was sweet to boot…can’t wait for the details. Some days it not only doesn’t pay, but somehow finds a way to pile on the taxes.

    Let this be the opening chapter to your own book, titled ‘Guitar Guy’, I will look for it right after reading ‘Piano Girl’. Might be a good night to uncork that wine…

    Here’s to a well deserved, relaxing evening…don’t even take out the trash.

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